The Disrespectoids' Nightmares

(It's 11:40 P.M. and we go to Joan's room were she's asleep with a book in her lap, when rumbling is heard, and Joan wakes up and the Disrespectoids are shown upset)

The Disrespectoids: *starts tearing up* Joanie...

Joan: what's the matter Disrespectoids?

The Disrespectoids: we all had nightmares

Joan: all fifteen of you

The Disrespectoids: yeah

Joan: what were your nightmares about?

Bobblehead Fred: My head came off

Leaky Louie: i exploded with water

Whoopee Cushner: i got sat on

Chuck the Clucker: i was laughed at for becoming fat

Boing Boing Betty: i got laughed at for having a shpring form

Handlebar Harry: i failed a daredevil stunt

Balloona Luna: i got popped

Chewie Stewie: *squeaks* (meaning: "i got eaten by a dog")

Sandy Mandy: i got washed away by a wave at the beach

Slow Moe: got hit by a car

BobbySue (both): got sliced in half

Pancake Peggy: got mistaken for a real pancake

Deltoid Donny: i became weak and frail

Sousaphone Simon: and i failed at tuba playing and got laughed at.

The Disrespectoids: We Need motherly comfort stat!

(Joan rubs her eyes)

Joan: go get your pillows and blankets and come sleep in my room, Harry, Chuck, and Betty you'll be sleeping in my bed

The Second Three: thank's(h) Joanie *giggles*

(The Second three gets in Joan's bed and falls asleep in Joan's arms as the other Disrespectoids get's there pillows and blankets (for Donny, his weights and blanket) and lays down on the floor and fell asleep around Joan's bed)

Joan: night night Disrespectoids *falls asleep*

(Later, at 3:40 A.M. and Betty is shown waking up from another nightmare)

Betty: *sniffs and snorts* it wash jusht another nightmare, it won't come true *Betty looks at the other Disrespectoids who are asleep and notices Joan isn't in bed so she goes to the kitchen wear she sees Joan crying and looks at her face* Joanie you alright?

Joan: i just had a nightmare

Betty: what wash it about?

Joan: it was that same dream again...

Betty: the one were we got shent to court and the judge pleaded ush guilty and you didn't get a chance to shay goodbye?

Joan: yeah...let's go back to bed

(Joan carries Betty back to her room and the two falls asleep, the next morning Betty wakes up again this time for breakfast and she sees Chuck still asleep so she goes to the kitchen and when the other Disrespectoids and Joan woke up they see that Betty fixed burnt bacon and Donny took a bite out of it)

Donny: *pats Betty's head* good Betty, just how i like the bacon nice and burnt

(The others laugh as the short ends)