Peppa Pig theory title

Before you ask...i know i hate that Spoiled Pain in the Ass Pig known as Peppa but i kept having this itch in my head that she needs a very proper theory. a theory that'll be haunting and disturbing. the Theory is about a fat eleven year old girl who murders other youths for cash and George (whose her seven year old neighbor in this theory) imagines her as his sister and imagines her murdered victims as her friends.