Joan's Birthday

(We begin were it's 5:40 the Disrespectoids and Joan were all asleep when Pancake Peggy woke up and realized...)

Peggy: it's Joanie's birthday

(Peggy gets off a hanging basement rafter (her bed) and goes upstairs to wake up some of the other Disrespectoids so she went into Handlebar Harry and Boing Boing Betty's bedroom and starts poking theme then Betty slowly wakes up)

Betty: Mmm...Peggy what ish it?

Peggy (whispers in Betty's ear): It's Joan's birthday and i need help making her cake

Betty: (whispering): OK

(Betty and Peggy goes downstairs and plans Joan's birthday cake)

Peggy: do you think Joanie will mind white cake or devil's cake?

Betty: Rainbow Cake!

Peggy: Rainbow Cake? how do you make that?

Betty: well bashically Rainbow Cake ish white cake with food coloring i tried it it'sh good!

Peggy: hmm... let's try making that cake we need to make that cake batter first! do you know the ingredients?

Betty: yesh, white cake mixh'sh, food colorsh, mixhing bowlsh, a mixher, and cake pansh

Peggy: good Little Boing Boing Betty

(Peggy gets food colors, white cake mixes, mixing bowls, cake mixers, and cake pans)

Peggy: OK, Betty i need a bag of flour, baking powder, salt, eggs, butter, sugar, and vanilla

Betty: OK

(Betty gives Peggy flour, baking powder, salt, butter, sugar, and vanilla)

Peggy: eggs Betty i need eggs!

Betty: OK

(Betty goes into Chuck the Clucker's room and pulls his nose causing him to lay six eggs and Betty took five of theme and left the sixth to Chuck)

Betty (whispering): enjoy shleeping Mishter the Clucker

(Betty goes back to the kitchen with the eggs and she and Peggy gets to work on the cake)

Peggy: Cake Mixes

Betty: *hands Peggy the cake mixes* Cake Mishes

(Peggy puts the cake mixes in the mixing bowls)

Peggy: Flour

Betty: *hands Peggy the flour* Flour

(Peggy puts 3 cups of flour in each mixing bowl)

Peggy: Baking Powder

Betty: *hands Peggy the baking powder* Baking Powder

(Peggy puts four teaspoons of baking powder into each mixing bowl)

Peggy: Salt

Betty: *hands Peggy the salt* Shalt

(Peggy puts 1/2 teaspoon of salt in each mixing bowl)

Peggy: Vegetable shortening

Betty: *hands Peggy the Vegetable shortening* Vegetable shortening

(Peggy puts the Vegetable shortening in each mixing bowl)

Peggy: Butter

Betty: *gives Peggy two sticks of butter* Butter

(Peggy pus two sticks of butter in each mixing bowl)

Peggy: 5 eggs

Betty:*gives Peggy five eggs* 5 eggsh

Peggy: Betty, sense there are six mixing bowls how many eggs do i need?

Betty: eleven?

Peggy: yes, go back into Chuck's room and yank his tiny nose again

Betty: OK

(Betty goes back into Chuck's room and yanks his nose andout comes 6 more eggs and Betty takes theme and Peggy crakes theme open and puts five egg yolks in each mixing bowl)

Peggy: vanilla

Betty: *gives Peggy vanilla* Vanilla

(Peggy puts two teaspoons of vanilla in each mixing bowl)

Peggy: Milk

Betty: *gives Peggy milk* Milk

(Peggy poors 1 1/2 cups of milk in each mixing bowl)

Peggy: Betty, do we still have the cake mixer?

Betty: yesh, we do shtill have the cake misher *gets out the Cake mixer*

Peggy: *puts a pot on her head* ready?

Betty: *puts a colander on her head* yesh Peggy

(Peggy and Betty starts using the mixer on the first mixing bowl and starts doing the others and after they finish they take of the pot and colander)

Peggy: red food coloring

Betty: *hands Peggy red food coloring* Red Food Coloring

(Peggy puts the red food coloring in the first mixing bowl, then Betty hears footsteps)

Betty: who ish it?

(Leaky Louie comes forward to Betty)

Louie: Leaky Louie

Peggy: Betty if it's Joan...*notices Louie* morning Louie

Louie: morning girls, do you know what time it is?

Peggy: 5 in the morning

Louie: it's actually 6 in the morning

Peggy: never mind Louie help me and Betty in making Joan's rainbow birthday cake

Louie: birthday cake for Joan? yippee!

Betty: we made the batter now were putting the food coloring in the mishing bowlsh

Louie: OK

Peggy: we placed red food coloring in the first bowl, now i put in orange food coloring in the second while you place yellow food coloring in the third. but first i need to borrow the yellow food color to make orange cake batter

Louie: OK Peggy

Peggy: Yellow food coloring

Betty: *hands Peggy yellow food coloring* Yellow Food Coloring

(Peggy puts red and yellow food coloring in the second mixing bowl and give Louie back the yellow food coloring and puts it in the third mixing bowl)

Peggy: OK, we need green food coloring

Louie: i can't find it

???: it's right here dude

(Louie, Peggy, and Betty looks and sees Chuck the Clucker shirtless and red nosed holding the green food coloring)

Betty: Good Morning mishter the Clucker

Chuck: i know you yanked my small nose now i'm gonna give something on you A YANK!

(Betty covers her eyes and starts weeping then Chuck realizes that Betty's to adorable to hurt so he yanked Louie's nose)

Louie: MY NOSE!, dude i thought you were after Betty!

Chuck: she's to adorable for me to hurt and stay mad at

Louie: oh

(Chuck goes over to Betty and removes her hands over her eyes and gives her a hug)

Chuck: Shh...Shh...it's OK little princess i'm not mad at you anymore *gives Betty the green food coloring*

Betty: i thought you were gonna yank shomething on me

Chuck: i was until i realized i can't hurt girls, now if you want eggs from me you must ask first

Betty: Yesh Chuck

Chuck: i'm going to the bathroom and get rid of this red nose, It hurts!

(Chuck goes to the bathroom and Betty puts the Green Food Coloring in the fourth bowl)

Peggy: Blue Food Coloring

Louie: *gives Peggy blue food coloring* Blue Food Coloring

(Peggy puts the blue food coloring in the fifth bowl)

Peggy: Betty, would you like to do the last one?

Betty: yesh pleashe

(Louie hands Betty the Purple Food Coloring and Betty puts it in the last mixing bowl)

Peggy: Let's mix these bowls

(The three mixes the bowls and after the batter turns into the correct colors of the rainbow)

Peggy: now we need to poor theme in the cake pans

Louie and Betty: OK

(The three poor's the cake batter in each cake pan and puts it in the oven and Peggy starts the timer)

Peggy: while the cake's baking, let's wake the other Disrespectoids up

Louie: Ok, wait what about Joan?

Peggy: it's her birthday remember were suppose to let her sleep

Betty: Ok Peggy

(Betty goes back into her's and Harry's room and Betty bounces to Harry)

Betty: Harry, Harry wake up it'sh Joan'sh birthday

Harry: *yawns* eight more minutes

Betty: No Harry right now!

(Louie goes back to Chuck's room were Chuck was back into his nest asleep and shakes him)

Chuck: Dude!

Louie: we need to wake the other Disrespectoids up

Chuck: OK dude *gets out of his nest and stretches and puts on his shoes* well what are we waiting for let's go wake some Disrespectoids up

(Then Peggy is going to the basement and goes into Deltoid Donny and Sousaphone Simon's bedroom were they are still asleep snoring there full heads out)

Peggy: *jumping up and down on Donny's chest* Wake Up Dee Dee

(Donny wakes up)

Donny: wake up Si

(Donny grabs Simon's ears and pulls them)

Simon: ow Donny!

Peggy: we need to wake up the other Disrespectoids, *gasps* the cake!

(Peggy goes into the kitchen and the cake pans are well done and Donny and Simon goes to the cake and looks at them)

Donny: Hey Boss, is this suppose to be Joan's birthday cake?

Peggy: *takes the cake pans* yep

(Peggy goes to the kitchen counter and stacks the cake from Purple to Red)

Simon: what are Donny and i suppose to do?

Peggy: *gives Simon birthday decoration box* sense you and Donny are taller, you can decorate the kitchen with birthday decorations.

Simon and Donny: Aye-Aye Peggy

(As Donny and Simon starts putting up the decorations, Peggy starts stacking the cake and then began frosting it then after she and Donny and Simon are finished they meet up with the other Disrespectoids and goes into Joan's bedroom were Joan was still asleep when Betty came to her and began shacking her)

Joan: Mmm...*puts on glasses and sees the Disrespectoids* what's going on?

The Disrespectoids: happy birthday Mama!

Joan: your right it's my birthday but today's someone else's

The Disrespectoids: huh? then who's is it then?

(Joan pulls out her calender)

Joan: it's sweet little Betty's birthday *Joan takes off the sticky note that says "Joan's birthday" on it and it revealed it says all in purple "My Birthday and BBB's birthday"*

Harry and Chuck: WHA? Betty's a brat on her birthday

Betty: i am not a brat on my birthday!

Harry and Chuck: *gives her noogies* oh yes you are

(the others giggle and later that night Betty was in the kitchen with her present from Chuck and Harry)

Betty: Canned mud, boysh can't get perfect preshentsh for girlsh nowadaysh

(Joan comes in)

Joan: time to go to bed birthday Pogo Stick *picks Betty up and carries her off to her's and Harry's room