Honor Thy NCGY

(We see NCGY watching T.V.)

???: Aiieee!

Yippy: a shriek of terror

Nick: i wonder what it is?

(Some of the Customers residents gather around the flower house Penny is slumped; it seems she has fainted and is just coming to.)

Wally: what's up with Penny?

Penny: [pointing at an open window] There! In the window! A dark figure cast a shadow! Hold me! [Penny hugs Alberto for comfort.]

Alberto: are you sure my beauty?

Carlo: Stand-a back! Protect-a yourselves! Who-a knows what evil lurks-a behind that-a purgatory house of haunts

Taylor: It's the house of the mad man who turns boys and girls into killer robots and they hack anyone who gets in there way!

Rudy: Wait! This house is owned by the deformed singer, who lures the boys with her enchanted aria!

Clover: Grow up. It's just an empty house. Geez.

Scarlett: Go check it out then. I dare ya

Clover: whatever you say boss! [Grabs Nick, Greg, and Yippy] come on you guys let's do this for Miss Scarlett...

Yippy: [to Scarlett] but what if we don't?

Scarlett: i'll...ah, i won't do anything to you...sense you guys are still small fries!

(NCGY goes into the abandon house and crashes into each other)

Clover: [looking around] Huh?

Greg: [crushed between Nick and Yippy] Nick, Yippy, could you both please get off me?

Clover: This house isn't haunted! It's a dump!

Nick: [getting up] This house looks like the house from the horror movie Kahuna was watching as i was going to bed last night...

Yippy: [clutches Nick's pants] i'm scared Nick

Nick: don't be Yip, iv'e seen houses like this before...

(Greg gets nervous)

Yippy: [Grabs Greg's hand] come on Greg it'll be fine

(Nick chuckles)

Clover: That's enough torture. Let's let 'em off easily and get outta–Ow! What the?[She sees a spider on the doorknob.] Hit the road. [She flicks the bug off, and the doorknob comes loose, hitting the floor and rolling into a hole.]

Yippy: [distraught] Tell me that didn't happen!

Nick and Greg: it happened

Clover: Nothing that a little Clover magic wouldn't fix

[Clover goes over to the door and messes with the doorknob on the other side. That knob falls off, and Clover's finger ends up stuck in the hole.]

Clover: My finger's stuck, guys!

Greg: You're scaring me more than usual Clover, Nick, PLEASE PULL CLOVER LOOSE SO WE CAN LEAVE!

Clover: Careful, Nick. I bruise like a banana.

Nick: Tally-ho!" [He pulls back on Clover, stretching her out.]

Clover: Harder, Nick!

[Nick steps on a loose board. It gives way, and the other end hits a music box on a table, triggering it.]

Clover: What's that?

Nick: [in amazement] It's a death trap music box

Greg: Phantom? [hysterical] That's it, let me out, let me– [Clover's arm comes loose] –out?

[The potential energy is abruptly transformed to kinetic energy. In other words, Clover's arm comes back with enough force to knock her, Nick, Greg, and Yippy back a long way. They slam into a door and hurtle into a basement, screaming all the way until the door runs into a wall. NCGY end up in front of a mirror.]

Clover: Oh, my aching head!" [In the mirror, her head is oddly shaped.]

Yippy: [rising to her feet] That was quite an experience. [Her head looks odd as well.] Is it me, or do our heads look like yams?

Nick: [standing in front of a mirror, which shows his butt as incredibly large] Big butt, so what.

Greg: [to Nick] your gross Nick

Yippy: [realizing] It's a mirror! A room full of mirrors!

Clover: Sweet!

Yippy: Yams. What was I thinking?

Greg: [He spots a stethoscope.] Look at that! A poor, defenseless stethoscope, abandoned and tossed aside, like some cheap comic! Who would do–" [He spots a blood pressure machine on a flight of stairs.] "Interesting. There seem to be–Ooh! Another one!" [He follows a trail up the stairs.]

[Behind Yippy, a dumbwaiter comes into place, a box of Cookies inside it. Yippy turns to look.]

Yippy: Cookies! Yummy Yummy!

[Yippy dives into the dumbwaiter and begins eating. The dumbwaiter goes up again almost immediately after she gets in.]

[A Box of Makeup is shown behind Nick and he notices it]

Nick: oh a box of Makeup i better get rid of this before someone trips over it [Grabs the makeup box only to be reeled in]

Clover: Yippy? Nick? Greg? Where the heck are they?" [She scratches her head and notices that the doorknob holder is still stuck to her finger.] I hate you! Dumb holder thing! [She strains to get it off her finger.]

Greg: [coming to the top of the stairs] Can someone with a big doctor's degree be so illiterate? Oh, another one!

[Greg gasps. He has entered a garden full of tomatoes.]

Greg: Beautiful

[Clover is still in the basement. Suddenly, the floor moves beneath her feet.]

Clover: Hey, where's the room going? Where am I going? [The rug sucks her into the base of the stairs by which they entered.] HELP! The staircase is eating me!

[Outside the abandoned house everyone was outside when Marty and Cooper comes over]

Marty and Cooper: hey everyone

everyone else: hi Marty

Taylor: Marty, Cooper! Scarlett dared your little siblings and there friends to go into the old abandon house

Marty and Cooper: WHAT?! where going in there

[Back inside]

Greg: Tomatoes are very beautiful when cleaned! [He spots a tomatoe placed on a shelf.] Bohemian! Someone's really trying my patience.

[Greg runs off and returns with a mobile ladder. He climbs the ladder and grabs the tomato and goes down and puts it with the other Tomatoes.]

Greg: Together Again

[Greg climbs down the ladder. As he does so, a trapdoor opens, revealing more ladder rungs.]

Greg: Now, where was I?

[Greg continues to climb down, and the trapdoor shuts above him. Clover spots a toy drum at the top of the stairs.]

Clover: Drum! Come to Mama

Greg: [still lowering himself, unaware that he's left the tomato room] Landscaper Greg, I like the timbre of that.

Clover: [stretching her body up the stairs] Clover. Master drummer. Oh yeah.

[Clover grabs the drum, which is on a lever.]

Clover: gotcha

[Clover pulls the lever forwards, and the bottom stair lifts up, releasing him. He goes flying forward.]

Clover: [plays the drum until she hits a wall and falls, headfirst, into a barrel. Her feet are all that stick out. The barrel then moves next to a trashcan. A trapdoor opens over the can, and a ladder is stuck out.]

Greg: [obliviously climbing down] "Tomato Prize winner Greg." Nice.

[Greg falls into the trashcan. When he rights himself, the first thing Greg sees are Clover's shoes.]

Greg: "NYAHH!"

Clover: [popping up] What?

Nick and Yippy: [behind the two] Tsk, tsk. Do you know how long we have been waiting?

[A model train located under the containers blows its horn and starts to carry them away.]

Clover: Now what?

Greg: I'm not sure I'm the right height for this ride.

Yippy: Choo choo!

Nick: your the only one calm when the others are terrified Yippy

[NCGY enters a dark room.]

Yippy: This is Scary

Greg: Enterprising.

[NCGY go on a roller coaster ride, certain parts lit by spotlights.]

[NCGY burst through a heart. All of them are in fancy clothes.]

Clover: [now wearing a checker printed hair ribbon and black and white dress] Where'd this come from?

Greg: [now wearing a stripped shirt, is still in his brown pants, and is also wearing a tie with a tomato on it] MY CLOTHES!

Nick: [now wearing a light blue shirt with a dark blue tie and still wearing his gray shorts] YOUR CLOTHES GREG? MY CLOTHES!

Yippy: [now wearing a green polka dotted dress with a white ribbon on the back, only she's still in her barrel] [to herself] I hope Nick, Greg, & Clover don't find me here. I look silly.

[The train turns right, and takes them on a track surrounded by neon hearts.]

Nick: Now what's going on?

Greg: I have no idea.

Clover: me neither, but i think we're going to find out.

Yippy: what's happening?

[The train comes upon a doll of Vicky, ironing a sock.]

Nick: *giggles* I didn't know Vicky could Iron.

[NCGY come upon a doll of Clair, washing dishes.]

Greg: *chuckles*: Clair, washing dishes? that's funny.

[NCGY come upon a doll of Rhonda, cleaning a car.]

Clover: *laughs* since when does Rhonda wash a car?

[The last doll to appear is one of Bertha, watching TV.]

Yippy: I can't see a thing, but is that Bertha watching TV?

[The train takes a downhill turn. and NCGY screams until Nick gets out his kayak paddle and this stops the train only for NCGY to come to a weird room with a long trunk. and the trunk opens as NCGY sees Mindy (wearing a bridal gown)]

Yippy: is that Mindy? hello Mindy

Nick: *as Mindy goes next to him* Is the ride over?

[Four Chubby figures wearing different hats emerge from the trunk's depths.]

NCG: no.

[the four chubby figures removed their hats & are reveled to be Big Pauly, Kahuna, Kingsley, and Rico]

Chubby Men: Here comes the Grooms.

Nick: The fat men? Grooms? [He ducks down in his container.]

Greg: what are they doing? *goes into his trash can*

Clover: I don't know, but i'm getting creeped out. *goes into her container*