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Disrespectoids - Geno la Pil part 1

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(it's nighttime, and we see everyone asleep in their beds.)

Joan: *sleeping*

Oliver: *sleeping*

Fred and Whoopee: *asleep together*

Louie: *snoring and leaking*


Chuck: *snoring and chucking*

Betty: *While snuggling with Tootsie and Pennie* *snoring cutely

Pennie: *snoring softly*

Harry: *snoring and drooling*

Lindsay: *snoring and purring*

Luna: *asleep in the air*

Lizzie: *snoring and gobbling*

Stewie: *snoring squeakily*

Mandy: *asleep*

Moe: *asleep in his shell*

BobbySue: *asleep next to Moe*

Peggy: *sleeping*

Donny: *snoring*

Simon: *whose asleep in his recliner* *snoring musically*

(even the clients themselves were asleep)

Kelly: *sleeping*

Chavez: *snoring*

Iggy: *sleeping*

Lemmy: *asleep*

 
Spike: *sleeping*

Jack: *snoring softly*

Lily: *snoring softly*

Carolyn: *sleeping happily*

Lloyd: *snores*

Lila: *snores*

Kendall and Phoebe: *sleeping*

Rudy: *asleep*

(then a cargo ship hailed all the way from France comes docking into the Pouchville docks)

the ship director: ok, easy now. that's it. *to the dock hands* lower it gently.

the dock hands: aye, aye sir.

(then, one of the crates opens up and a figure pops up)

The figure: *looks around*
 sacre iliac, where am i? *grabs his stuffed pigeon* come on mon ami, let's split.

(the figure escapes the docks with his stuffed Pigeon, and heads for Toid Street where he finds the Doid House.)

the figure: hmm, this looks like a lovely chateau. *notices an open window*
 hmm. *goes inside through the window* *looks around the dark room* hmm.. *as he stumbles around in the dark* whoops. *feels a doorknob and opens it* hmm.. *goes inside*

(the figure finds himself in the Doid's hallway.)

the figure: whoa. *finds a hoop on the ceiling* what's this? *pulls the hoop and a ladder slides down* whoa. *goes up the steps* *to his stuffed Pigeon* Babette, I think we have found our home. 

Mandy:
 *wakes up from a bad dream, and heard the figure making noise* what the? *goes to check it out* *sees the attic door open* I didn't know we have an attic. *goes in the attic to see the intruder* *sees the figure's long tail* what in the? *pulls on the tail*

the figure:
 Yeow! Sacre Bleu Cheese! who is pulling on my tail?

Mandy: *is frighten*
 i-i-it's me, M-M-Mandy. wh-wh-who or what, are you?

the figure: *looks for a light*
 hold on, I am trying to find a light *As a light flicks on* there we go.

Mandy: *looks at the figure* Yah! what are you?!

the figure: I am a boy, but i am also a pilou. that P-I-L-O-U.

Mandy: uuhh..

the figure: *sighs* it is a creature that is 1/2 dormouse, 1/2 weasel.

Mnady:
 I see. well, like i said earlier.. my name is Mandy.

the figure: nice to meet you, my name is Geno.

Mandy: *To Geno, as she looks at his stuffed Pigeon*
 that's a nice name. say, how did you get to our town.. and how did you become 1/2 pilou?

Geno: well, it all started in France. I was an orphan being raised by my fellow pilous. 1 days i was having a, what you Americans call.. Capri-Sun Pouch.

Mandy: oh?

Geno: oui. anyway, 1 of my pilou friends was fighting me for ze pouch, when something strange happened.. we both have merged into 1, like mixing colors in paint.

Mandy: oh wow *as she takes Geno by the hand*
 *gasps* you're a.. Disrespectoid.

Geno: in a nice way to put it, yes. my fellow pilous still accepted me for who i am. as for how i got here: 1 day i went to forage some food, when i got stuck in a box on a boat, and it brought me to ze docks. I scrammed to this house where i climbed in through the open window.

Mandy: and you found the door to our attic.

Geno: oui. Pilous are known for hiding in the tiniest of places.

Mandy: *As she looks at Geno's stuffed Pigeon Babette*
 where did you get that?

Geno: Babette? it has always been with me, for as long as i can remember.

Mandy: *as she takes Geno by the hand*
 would you like to sleep in my room for the night?

Geno: oui, if i can rest by the walls.

Mandy: I have a closet

Geno:
 that's good enough for me and Babette.

(Mandy takes Geno to her bedroom and opens up her closet for Geno)

Mandy: *As she lays some beach blankets down for Geno*
 hope they're comfy for you.

Geno:
 it's a bit sandy, but not bad.

Mandy: well, my full Doid name is Sandy Mandy. you can guess why.

Geno: *As he gets comfortable with Babette on the beach blanket*
 goodnight Mandy.

Mandy: goodnight Geno. *as she goes back to bed she thought out what she saw*
 *thinking* whoa, how am i going to explain this to the others? *shrugs*

(in the morning, Mandy wakes up and goes over to Geno to wake him up to get him breakfast)

Mandy: good morning Geno.

Geno: *yawns and stretches* good morning Mandy.

Mandy: *as she helps Geno up*
 slept well?

Geno: I guess so.

Mandy: wanna join us for breakfast?

Geno:
 I am a bit hungry, so oui.

Mandy: follow me.


(when the two got in the kitchen, no one was there)

Mandy: everyone else must be still sleeping *To Geno*
 it must be a bit early.

Geno: *to Mandy*
 I guess it is. *to Mandy* maybe, I can probably make breakfast...

Mandy:
 have you ever made breakfast before?

Geno: ever had crescents?

Mandy: I don't think I have.

Geno: *to Mandy*
 allow me to show you then *Gets a baking pan out and says to Mandy* may i have a mixing bowl and a bag of flour please?

Mandy: *gets a mixing bowl and a bag of flour out*
 here you go.

Geno:
 I will also need milk, butter, yeast, eggs and salt.

Mandy: oui oui mon ami! *goes to get the ingredients*

Geno:
 got a bit of my french tongue, have you?

Mandy:
 yes i do.

(then, Pennie woke up hearing Mandy and Geno talking and poked her nose out of the trio's bedroom door to see Geno's tail)

Pennie:
 hmm? *sniffs the tail*

Geno: who's there?

Pennie: *sees Geno*
 Yah! *runs back to the Second Three's room*

Mandy: *To Geno, as she comes back with the ingredients*
 that was Pennie. she's Betty's pet skunk. let me tell you about the rest of us. *explains herself and the other Doids to Geno*

Geno:
 Bobblehead Fred's the bighead, Leaky Louie's the bighaired human water sprinkler, Whoopee Cushner's the bighead's girlfriend. etc.

Mandy:
 that's pretty much it.

Geno:
 is there more?

Mandy: what's that?

Geno: who else lives here?

Mandy:
 *tells Geno about Luna, Stewie, Moe, BobbySue, Peggy, DD and SS*

Geno: ooh la la.

Mandy: there's more. *she tells Geno about Lindsay, Lizzie and the Ternatiny Trio*

Geno:
 it's nice of those three. what about the trio?

Mandy:
 the trio runs their own little neighborhood helping service, and their alarm tends to wake or disturb the others.

Geno:
 I see, what can you tell me about them?

Mandy: Chuck's the leader and the cook of the house, Harry is the pure redhead of the group and Betty...well.

Geno:
 what about Betty?

Pennie:
 *went up to Betty's face and licked it to get her attention*

Betty: *laughing* good morning to you too Pennie.

Pennie: *points at the door nervously*

Betty: *as she picks Pennie up*
 don't worry Pennie, there'sh nothing to be afraid of. *as she tilts her head to Harry* Harry, Harry wake up.

Harry: *Wakes up drooling*
 huh? what?

Chuck: *sits up and scratches his frizzed up hair*
 what's going on Betty?

Betty:
 something shcared Pennie.

Pennie: *points at the door*

Lindsay: *As she pokes her head out of the trio's closet*
 meow? *yawns* what's going on?

Betty:
 something shcared Pennie.

Lindsay: *Stretches*
 let's go check it out.

(the trio, Lindsay and Pennie goes out of there room and into the kitchen were Chuck sees crescents being made and Mandy by the mixing bowl)

Chuck:
 what in the?

Mandy:
 it's not me making the crescents, it's Geno.

Chuck: Geno? yeah right. *tries one and doesn't taste any sand in it* holy Rock-a-Doodle, you're telling the truth. *notices Geno's tail*
 what in the world?

Pennie: *growls and points*

Betty: is thish the thing that scared you Pennie? *to the tail*

Geno: *looks at Betty* aah, you must be Betty.

Joan: *is heard waking up and putting on her bathrobe and slippers*
 *yawns*

Chuck: *hears Joan*
 hi Mama.

Joan: *comes in the kitchen and sees Geno*
 YAH! Who or what in the world are you?!

Geno: *looks at Joan*
 if everyone will calm down, Mandy and i will explain.

Mandy: *to Joan*
 this is Geno, he's from France.. he's part boy, part dormouse/weasle hybrid called Pilou.

Geno: that P-I-L-O-U. my fellow Pilous raised me because i am an orphan.

Mandy: he became a Disrespectoid when 1 of the pilous was fighting him for a Capri-Sun Pouch.

Joan: *To Mandy* I'm impressed that you're able to bond with him Mandy.

Chuck: well I'M upset that someone's making breakfast, and it's NOT me!
 but i can't stay mad at someone who's a good cook. Geno, you have to reach Fred's opinion 1st.

Geno: I understand what Mousier Bighead and the others will think of me.. I'm a bit odd.

Harry: well here's my opinion about you: I like you. can you do any tricks?

Betty: I think your lower 1/2 ish cute, but you shouldn't have scared Pennie like that.

Joan: you can be Mandy's roommate if you like.

Geno: oh mai oui madame Joan.

Lindsay: hey, do you think you can give me and my dad French lessons?

Geno: *To Lindsay*
 oh oui, if you each will help me with my English a bit.

Joan: *through the hallway, calls for Fred, Louie and Whoopee*
 Fred, Louie, Whoopee, wake up. we have a possible new member of the family.

Fred: *yawns* a new member of the family?

Louie: who could it be?

Whoopee: *yawns* I don't know.

Fred: *sees Geno*
 what in the?

Geno: *looks at Fred*
 bon jour Monsieur Bighead, my name is Geno. I am a Disrespectoid from France.

Fred:
 hi Geno, I'm Fred and i'm THE Monsieur Bighead.

Oliver: *comes into the kitchen and sees Lindsay*
 *yawns* good morning Lindsay. what're you doing?

Lindsay: good morning daddy. I'm playing with Geno's tail.

Oliver: *looks at Geno*
 uh Lindsay, I don't think he's a toy to play with.

Geno: I should say not.

Lindsay:
 I'm sorry, I forgot i'm 1/2 cat.

Oliver: *picks Lindsay up and looks at Geno*
 hello, my name is Oliver. you've already met my daughter Lindsay.

Geno: it is ok Lindsay. *to Oliver* bon jour Monsieur Oliver, my name is Geno. I am a Disrespectoid from France.

Chuck: *to Betty* be nice to Geno Betty.

Harry: *To Betty* yeah.

Betty: *looks at the two with her purple eyes* I will be. hmm.. *thinking* I wonder what the clientsh will think of him?

Louie: *to the trio* they'll think he's your new pet.

Fred: *to Joan* Mama, may i wake up the others?

Joan: of course Fred

Fred: *through the hall* guys, wake up. it's breakfast time!

Luna:
 *yawns* good morning.

Lizzie: *yawns and gobbles*

Stewie: *yawns squeakily*

Moe: good morning.

BobbySue: good morning.

Peggy: *yawns*


Geno: *to Mandy*
 I see everyone is waking up.

Mandy: not everyone Geno. Donny and Simon are still asleep. *to Joan*
 Mama, can Betty and i wake up Mousier Meathead and Mousier Snob, aka Donny and Simon?

Joan: yes, but is that how Geno calls most of the Doids?

Geno: *To Mandy*
 *to Joan* I am just trying to understand what Mandy told me about all of you. and Mandy, will you show me where Donny and Simon live?

Mandy:
 oh yes. follow us.

Betty: be careful.

Geno:
 ok.

Mandy: *as they enter DD and SS's room*
 here we are.

Geno: ooh la la.
 what do Monsieur Meathead and Monsieur Snob do?

Mandy: sleep, eat, play video games, work in the garden a bit. mostly teenager stuff.

Betty:
 but they're gentle giantsh, as long ash you don't make them mad. which apparently is Louie's job.

Louie: *looks in the hatch door*
 I heard that Betty.

Mandy: *to Geno*
 here we are.

Geno:
 Sacre Bleu.

Betty: *looks at DD*
 aaww, they're sho cute.

Mandy: *To Geno about SS*
 Simon is the musical member of the family.

Simon: *snoring musically*

Betty: *To Geno about DD*
 Donny ish the strongest member of the family.

Donny: *snores*

Betty and Mandy: *accidentally wakes the two up*

Donny: *snorts* huh? what?

Simon: not another parade! *honks* *sees Betty*
 hey Betty, what's up?

Donny: *sees Mandy* Mandy? what're you doing here?

Mandy:
 we wanted to let you guys know it's breakfast time, and we have a new family member. *looks around* Geno? Geno where are you?

Geno: *shown back in the kitchen looking in the hatch door*
 I'm in the kitchen! Donny and Simon scared me a little bit.

Mandy: *to DD and SS*
 you shouldn't have scared our friend like that.

Geno: *to DD and SS*
 yeah Monsieur Meathead and Monsieur Snob!

DD and SS: where did he get those nicknames we wonder...*looks at Mandy*

Mandy: *smiles nervously*
 he taught me those nicknames, as i was explaining to him about all of us.

Betty: Geno ish from France.

Simon: *as his face lit up*
 I'm amazed that there can be a Doid from France. I've always wanted to go to France. but i can't, as you can see why.

Donny: *gently hugs Simon* it's ok Si-Si. you're always welcome here.

Simon: thanks Don. *To Geno*
 hey Geno, we're sorry that we scared you. what's France like?

Geno: *explains to Simon about his home country*

Simon:
 wow.

Geno:
 you love my home country?

Donny: Simon always wanted to go to France, but since he became a Doid.. his dream didn't come true.

Geno: *shows the Doids what he made*
 ta-da.

the Disrespectoids: Wow!

Geno: merci everyone.

Louie:
 uh, what are they?

Geno: 
crescents

Mandy:
 I helped make them.

Chuck: *Claps for Mandy*
 I'm proud of you Mandy. Joan: so am i.

(during breakfast, the phone rings.)

Joan: hmm? I'll get it. *answers the phone* hello?

Derek: morning sis.

Joan: morning Derek, what's up?

Derek: you're not gonna believe this, but there's going to be a French convention in Pouchville. and i wanted to ask if you and the Doids are interested.

Joan: funny you should ask, we happen to have a Doid who IS from France, and i'm sure Simon would love the convention. *to the Doid's*
 hey guys, there's going to be a French convention in town. are you interested?

Fred: it sounds interesting.

Louie: it's not a bad idea.

Whoopee: we've never been to France before.

The trio: we love it Mama.

Luna: Ooh La La!

Stewie: *squeaks* as long as there are no dogs.

Mandy: this is amazing.

Moe: when's it gonna be?

BobbySue: we don't know.


Peggy:
 as long as i don't get cooked on a stove.

Donny: I guess so. Lindsay:


Simon: *in glee* Oui Oui Mama!

Lindsay:
 wow.

Lizzie: cool.

Oliver: we'd be glad to go.

Pennie: *squeaks* uh-huh.

Geno: a convention of my homeland? I cannot wait to go!

Kelly: *calls*

Joan: hold on a bit Derek. *answers the call* hello?

Kelly: hi miss Joan, I'm in the French Convention fashion show.

Joan: that's great Kelly.

Kelly: *sees Geno* who is that?

Geno: bon jour. my name is Geno. I am a Disrespectoid from France.

Kelly: 
nice to meet you Geno, are you going to the Convention too?

Geno: oh oui.

Kendall and Phoebe: *shows up behind Kelly* we're in the fashion show too.

DD and SS: ooh la la!

Geno: why are you 2 so excited?

DD: because Kendall and Phoebe are our girlfriends.

SS: and they work with their dad, along with Kelly and her father.

Geno: I see. Chavez:

Chavez: *shown looking for Kelly's french dress*
 Kelly, where is your french dress?

Kelly: it's over there Chavez.

Iggy and Lemmy: *shown wearing one of Kelly's fashion hats* where is your french hat?

Kelly: it's on the shelf. *to Joan and the Doids* I invited the boys over to help me get ready, AND NOT TAKE MY CLOTHES!!!
 excuse me.. PUT THOSE BACK YOU SONS OF GOOMBAS!!

Iggy and Lemmy:
 *puts the hat back* sorry.

Kelly: *to Joan*
 I've got french fashion ideas for the Disrespectoids.

Chuck: *realizes something*
 wait, my cousin Rosie's not here yet. *Gets up* *mutters* Charles Cornelius Featherstone the Third, you're such a ninny.

Geno: *follows Chuck to Rosie's room*

Louie: Chuck's good at being a ninny. *gets slapped upside the head by Simon*

Chuck: *goes into Rosie's room*

Rosie: *asleep in her nest*

Chuck: *whispers in Rosie's ear* cock-a-doodle-doo.

Rosie: huh? what? *yawns cutely* hey Chuck.
 *sees Geno* are you giving me a pet Chuck?

Chuck: a pet?

Geno: no, no, little one. my name is Geno. I am a Disrespectoid from France.

Rosie:
 oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know.

Chuck: *To Geno*
 why did you follow me here?

Geno: I wanted to see your little cousin Rosie.

Rosie:
 oh, nice to meet you Geno.

Geno:
 likewise miss Rosie.

Chuck: *To Rosie and Geno*
 come on you 2, it's breakfast time.

To be Continued on Part 2
For :iconsithvampiremaster27: and :iconjcsstudio:
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*Sighs* after two Abby Moonlight posts, I did this with Gold's help. This story marks the debut of Geno la Pil, the Disrespectoid from France.
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This story chronicles how Geno became a member of the Disrespectoids and became Sandy Mandy's roommate.
© 2017 - 2024 hershey990
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Ch1l1l1zardL3g3ndz's avatar
(For :icongoldencrownstarneos:)

Chililizard: (to Geno) "You know, Geno, it'll be nice to meet the Pilous who adopted you."