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A Gassy Night for Whoopee Cushner

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(We go to Whoopee Cushner and BobbleHead Fred's room were they were asleep with Boing Boing Betty (who was too cold to sleep standing up) and then Betty smelt something that woke her up)

Betty: What'sh that horrible shmell?

Fred: *waking up* mmm...Betty why did you wake me?

Betty: i shmelled shomething Fred, it'sh coming from Whoopee *points at Whoopee*

Fred: *smells the stench* smells lovely

Betty: that'sh becaushe your a boy Fred

Fred: and specific boys likes the smell of a woman's fart *feels Whoopee's face* and she's very warm and judging from the warmth of her body.

Betty: *touches Whoopee* your right

Fred: *yawns and rubs his chin* i'm going back to sleep *lays down and goes back to sleep*

Betty: good night Fred *lies on Whoopee's stomach* it'sh warm *falls asleep*

(then Whoopee starts moving her arms and the whoopee cushions starts realeasing gas clouds then it leaded into the rest of the bedrooms in the house causing the other Disrespectoids and Joan to wake up and goes into Fred and Whoopee's room and sees Whoopee trying to get comfortable and Joan walks over to her side of the bed and begins shaking her)

Joan: Whoopee Cushner, wake up please

(Whoopee wakes up and Betty falls out of bed)

Whoopee: what happened?

Joan: darling, you were passing gas in your sleep again

Whoopee: sorry Joan
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